I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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