Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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