Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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