My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
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