I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
