i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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