It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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