I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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