Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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