Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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