chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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