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(914): View more from New York

Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.

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(752): View more from California

i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt

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(850): View more from Florida

I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.

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(315): View more from New York

found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?

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(815): View more from Illinois

I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.

(217): View more from Illinois

I love you too.

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