Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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