my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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