He had one of those small greek statue penises
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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