Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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