Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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