gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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