We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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