So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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