even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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