Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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