You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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