Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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