I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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