im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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