OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
it hurts more in the daytime
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
