In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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