is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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