Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
