yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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