Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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