Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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