This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
