why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
