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It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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