Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I looked at my own cervix.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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