just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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