Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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