they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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