I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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