It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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