we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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