no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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