Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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