I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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