There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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