Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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