So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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