would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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