Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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