so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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