I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I woke up under a house in Key West
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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