Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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