I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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